Sunday, May 6, 2012

Life Catering



Today I attended an event in a conference hall. The event was catered by the hall’s staff and throughout the five hours that I was there we were treated to fresh fruit and snack mix as well as coke products and water to drink. Every fifteen minutes or so one of the employees would pop in to check on the state of the food and restock anything that was depleted. There was always more fruit, sliced and ready to eat. There was always plenty of snack mix to munch on. I never got thirsty.  At the end of the event, a sandwich cart was wheeled out with neatly organized breads, meats, cheeses, cookies, and chips to be enjoyed by all who attended. When we had all eaten to our fill we turned to look back at the table to see the dent we had put in the food only to find a fully stocked cart that appeared to have been untouched.
            This got me thinking how great it would be to have a life caterer. Someone who will check in with me every fifteen minutes just to make sure I had everything I needed. Imagine working diligently on a paper for a few hours, when you realize that you’re hungry. If you’re on a writing streak and the creative juices are flowing, you don’t want to stop and fix yourself something to eat. Your life caterer would stop in and deliver some delicious food for you without ever being asked. A life caterer wouldn’t only take care of dietary needs. A life caterer would be useful in all situations.
            Imagine getting in a car accident and within a few minutes having a new car delivered right to you. Imagine that same car accident but instead you are severely injured and require a new organ. A life caterer would wheel you your brand new lung/heart/eyeball on a beautiful covered tray wearing his finest tuxedo shirt and a bowtie. Now that’s service.